Jokes

I wanna share some jokes with you

1.
Husband : Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Wife : Because I married the wrong man!

2.
A guy went to a party without his wife. He heard another guy say to his wife, "Pass the sugar, Honey." and "Pass the honey, Sugar." He thought this sort of speech is a good idea. The next morning when he and his wife are eating breakfast, he said to his wife, "Pass the bacon, Pig."

3.
Newly-wed : Do you want dinner?
Spouse : Sure, what are my choices?
Newly-wed : Yes and no.

4.
A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just a minute.""Thank you," the man said and hung up.

5.
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Mr. Drone." "Drone! But he is your enemy!" "Yes, I know that! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."